I want a Sharkboy and Lavagirl remake where the CGI is insanely good and the acting is super emotional and intriguing, but nothing about the story changes. Sharkboy still has to sing the dream song and mister Electricidad still has to go “YOU ARE IN MY CLASS!!! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND”
Same cast too
Idc how old the actors actually are they’re still playing like freshmen schoolers
(via throar)
the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean
(via asian)
i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
(via baracknobama)
How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:
Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!
Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.
You’re welcome.
Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:
Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.
Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.
Examples: Chris = Rith. Brittany = Brickney. Megan = Mayhem.
I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
This is an amazing tool.
@synchronized–chaos ALITH
(via transgenderstreetlegend)
- Friend: what kind of cat is she?
- Me: chaotic neutral
Are you telling me that since I’ve known you, any time I wasn’t telling the truth, you knew? And what, you just played along? Basically.
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